The Charges: Getting Adam followed by security in stores, hurting his game with the ladies.
Defense: Most drunk Spaniards after 2am make friends with Adam because they think he looks like Pau Gasol.
Alas, the defense was too weak and the charges too easy to prove: I have been sentenced to death!
(Actually, the process has already started and there will be full pictoral documentation by next week.)
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2 comments:
I am sorry for your death ted.. must be a hard life not being accepted in two countries ;)
Don't do it.
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