Friday, February 16, 2007

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Death Sentence

The Charges: Getting Adam followed by security in stores, hurting his game with the ladies.

Defense: Most drunk Spaniards after 2am make friends with Adam because they think he looks like Pau Gasol.

Alas, the defense was too weak and the charges too easy to prove: I have been sentenced to death!

(Actually, the process has already started and there will be full pictoral documentation by next week.)