Disassemblement

Death Sentence

The Charges: Getting Adam followed by security in stores, hurting his game with the ladies.

Defense: Most drunk Spaniards after 2am make friends with Adam because they think he looks like Pau Gasol.

Alas, the defense was too weak and the charges too easy to prove: I have been sentenced to death!

(Actually, the process has already started and there will be full pictoral documentation by next week.)

Hostility

Spain is a very bad place. It is very hostile to beards. The only beards in Sevilla live on Gypsies and the homeless. Everyone else (almost) is clean shaven or has stuble, but not full beards. Adam seems to be getting sick of me as well. I know I'm getting bigger, but I don't think I'm that annoying. I overheard him talking to his roommate and using words like goatee, fuman chew, moustache, and shave: it's terrifying! I don't think I'll make it to see march. Help!

I am TED

wow, I look good. anyway, i'm going to Spain
and this is my blog. i will really miss maxwell,
but i think Spain is where i was grown to be.
adios!